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If realms 3 isn't released by the end of next year, I'm gonna smash your mailbox up with a bat. There's a picture of me below to prove it. You've been warned

Oh and watch this cartoon while you're busy not being alarmed

Does anybody have any good jokes I can use in school tomorrow?
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29 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!I am starting an art collab based on the popular $00pah NiN10Doh! cartoon.
Guidelines:
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*Dimensions are 9mm by 8mm
*Must be uploaded to imgur
*Post a link to your uploaded picture in this blog or pm if you want to waste more time
*Must be saved in png. format, preferably after you have saved it as a jpeg. and a gif.
*Art must be done in mspaint using the pencil tool
*No cartoons, everything must be drawn realistically
*A phallus must be strategically drawn somewhere in your submission
*You are allowed to make more than one piece
*You are allowed to base your drawing on something other than a video game character
*Failure to comply with these guidelines will result in me co-authoring you
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due dates will be announced if somebody actually joins
TELL YOUR FRIENDS!
Yo, I made this super silly animation. If you love me you should check it out.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
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and what's up with the SpaceyLizard, are we all just pretending he's dead or something?

I just bought a new gamecube game for $10. Then my gamecube broke. Damn. I could probably borrow one off my friend, since I would imagine no one plays with that shitty console anymore. But still, Damn.
Plus that game won't arrive for 10 days because I ordered it on express shitty mail. I could drive to its location and back in about 3 days. I guess I could get a job while I wait. Damn.
Okay I just got the greatest idea for my next video. It will be about Mario okay? Woah, woah, woah hold on there partner, this just ain't any Mario cartoon. It will be Mario where everything happens normally.
When Mario jumps in a pipe, no blood shoots back out, he just goes to a bonus sub-level like in the game. When he gets hit by a shell he won't shout profanities, he will simply lose a power up or one life.
He won't scream or make any attempt at Princess Toadstools life, he will simply rescue her from Bowser. Everything will be presented in 8-bit graphics, as well as the original music from the Nintendo game, as well as all seemingly identical 32 levels. It's a work in progress and we just finished the voice acting, but please offer your criticism.
