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Jeff Goldblum is Dead
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"Officials said he felled 60 feet"
That's grammar I can trust.
Jeff Goldblum is right next to me. We hang out alot because him and I are great friends.
That's what Realms 3 needs, more Goldblum
Yep. I'm going to make a newspost about how jeff goldblum confirmed to be in realms3
"it all started on the set of full house, when bob saget accidentally fell on jhon stamos's ass. his face was up against the thick greasy hole, when he started eating. ashley olsen walked in, and the both started ramming thier cocks in her pussy. they then took a full bucket of cocane and shoved the poor actress's head in and made her snort the entire bucket. her head exploded on both of the actors, and they had blood gay sex in the middle of the floor. at the same time, across the street, on the set of fresh prince of bell air, will smith heard a child dying and got a boner. he ran to the full house set as fast as possible. the actors became entangled in bloody cum as the big daytime television satan orgy began. mary kate olsen walked in to the scene where she vomited, and the three fucking actors licked up the vomit, and tri-cock raped mary kate olsen. uncle phil heard the racket while in his changing room, and he rushed down to see what the trouble was. when he walked in, will smith came directly in uncle phil's eye. he said "i dont think its funny will!" as he then proceded to lick it off. things really heated up, when on the set of family matters, the actor playing urcle heard the commotion, and rushed down the street, pulling his clothes off. when he got there, he jammed as many cocks as he could into his body, and he began to suffocate, and explode with fluids as he gurgled "oops, did i do that?". all of the women actors started watching and making out with eachother. they ran down to be apart of this death infested bisexual orgy. tim allen got involved by stabbing uncle phil with a screw driver while he sucked his cock. will smith, as he was being raped by carlton, started shitting on everyone with squirting diarea. the orgy lasted for 1200 years until everyone died of AIDS and daytime television jokes. mary kate olsen was never seen again, until an autopsy report claimed that she was rammed up uncle phils ass, and was reported dead 3 years after the orgy ended. it was fucking sexy as a donky's cock up a n****rs fat asshole while they suck the shit out of a dogs ass. i have a boner"
- JonBro
Urkles name is Jaleel White, man get your shit straight
off a cliff, in New Zealand. He was asking around for some kinky hobbit good times :)
He actually was filming The Hobbit. Fortunately his character dies by falling off a cliff, and boy do they have plenty of footage.
he bringed a cow.
And he did a falleded to his deadth
Another celebrity murdered, just like Billy Mays and MJ.
Yup, murdered. Wait, what?
Why is everyone famous suddenly dying... D: Makes me sad.
Hey while I'm here; what's the music from Super Fun Time Adventure called? I know it's by 'Christian Cerrito' but I could not get much further than the name you provided... :(
I got it from this weird ass video. I'll post a link below
<a href="http://gizmodo.com/5208357/nyu-student-conducts-most-adorable-robot-experiment-ever">http://gizmodo.com/5208357/nyu-studen t-conducts-most-adorable-robot-experi ment-ever</a>
My friend went to NY and said everyone was an asshole.
lol
HEY, I'M WALKING HERE
Naw they're alright, except for the Egyptians. We had an Egyptian cab driver who was charging us 35$ for a ride to the airport, when it should have been 25$. On the way over the cab driver was bragging to his friend in arabic about how he had duped us. My dad speaks some arabic though, and overheard the whole thing. Oh and the trunk popped open on the freeway and a bunch of enslaved jews fell out.
Chdonga
Ha.