Kyaztro's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Triangle n' Octagon]

Whosajigga what

you guys gotta tell me about these things more often , I have this whole script written for a rhombus and a dodecagon

[Metropolis Schmirkit]

lawlz

you got the front page because you're awesome

[Mega Awesome]

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ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

In the beginning, God created the earth, and he looked upon it in his cosmic loneliness.
And God said, "Let us make living creatures out of mud, so the mud can see what we have done." And God created every living creature that now moveth, and one was man. Mud as man alone could speak. God leaned close as mud as man sat up, looked around, and spoke. Man blinked. "What is the purpose of all this?" he asked politely.
"Everything must have a purpose?" asked God.
"Certainly," said man.
"Then I leave it to you to think of one for all this," said God. And he went away.

[The Game that Stole X-Mas]

Hmmm...

Animation and voice acting was great, but uhh... I don't know, it was
kind of lame, two kids mildly disappointed at a game that probably
wasn't supposed to be that great in the first place. Oh then the
Egoraptor reference at the end was unnecessary.

Welp MERRY CHRISTMAS, n' I'm off... ZOOM!!!

[***The Pixelmas Shorts***]

Congrats

You guys worked hard on this, and it payed off. This had plenty of variety, and
was plenty funny too. Right now I'm wishing that I would have joined, but I'm
rolling with the 12 hour christmas collab(it started this morning about 11:36 hours
ago) well congrats and hope you guys have a jolly olly christmas!!!

Emanhattan responds:

fidel kyaztro

[The Day Keanu Stood Still]

Gaaaw

Alex Winter just turned in his grave... he's dead right? Oh God, you mean to say
Keanu got a career and not him

[all ng fags die!!!11]

I laughed, I cried

I nearly shat myself with that bit about wonchop

PowerRangerYELLOW responds:

Wonchop more like wantcock lol

[Racken Fracken Friendship]

Pure Brilliance

is not even close to what this flash is

[Hi My Name Is]

nice

Awesome man, Bill Murray is pimp