Kyaztro's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Stamper N' Johnny]

I WANNA BE COOL TOO

BUT IM NOT SMART ENOUGH TO MAKE A QUALITY SHAPE MOVIE LIKE THIS
EVERY TIME I DRAW A CIRCLE IT LOOKS LIKE A PENIS AM I COOL NOW BECAUSE
I TYPED EVERYTHING IN UPPERCASE

SardonicSamurai responds:

YES.

YES YOU ARE.

AND I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.

IF I COULD HUG YOU, I WOULD DAMN IT.

NOTICE HOW EACH LINE IS LONGER THAN THE PREVIOUS?

OH MY FUCKIN GOD IT IS AS IF I AM DOING A VERIZON COMMERCIAL!

[The Many Mario's Collab 2]

Thank God

Fawx, I think you scared them off, they deleted the original collab OMGZORRO

Fawx responds:

actually they deleted it. then i swooped in. AND ONCE AGAIN THE DAY IS SAVED.

[Square n' Rectangle]

Oh Shiznet

I shat myself

lazydoctor responds:

I'm glad my parody made you lose control of your sphincter, thank you!

[Mega Awesome]

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ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

In the beginning, God created the earth, and he looked upon it in his cosmic loneliness.
And God said, "Let us make living creatures out of mud, so the mud can see what we have done." And God created every living creature that now moveth, and one was man. Mud as man alone could speak. God leaned close as mud as man sat up, looked around, and spoke. Man blinked. "What is the purpose of all this?" he asked politely.
"Everything must have a purpose?" asked God.
"Certainly," said man.
"Then I leave it to you to think of one for all this," said God. And he went away.

[***The Pixelmas Shorts***]

Congrats

You guys worked hard on this, and it payed off. This had plenty of variety, and
was plenty funny too. Right now I'm wishing that I would have joined, but I'm
rolling with the 12 hour christmas collab(it started this morning about 11:36 hours
ago) well congrats and hope you guys have a jolly olly christmas!!!

Emanhattan responds:

fidel kyaztro

[all ng fags die!!!11]

I laughed, I cried

I nearly shat myself with that bit about wonchop

PowerRangerYELLOW responds:

Wonchop more like wantcock lol

[A Tweenless Animation]

Excellent

Frame by frame animations like this don't come by every once in a while, and was that by chance a tablet? I need to get me one a those

Fawx responds:

It was indeed, a tablet.

[Bill Murray's Space Jam 4]

Never mind what I said about part 3

This is the best one yet

SirCannabisClock responds:

thanks! I will

[Goat 51]

Awesome

loved it, smooth animation, originality, and funny = 10

Graeme responds:

Thank you good sir.
I like your icon. Stylish :D